firebreathingbitchqueenx:

just-shower-thoughts:

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

ayyvpd:

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

cardozzza:

deusexmustafina:

shartgod420:

you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

@cardozzza

The bee stands for bless

zenvanillacoke:

u: *saves the game*
ur brain:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s a strike

daiseokkie:

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

bmc-switched-au:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

 

• A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
• G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
• N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
• U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

380….qwq ain’t that sexy

newvagabond:

You can be angry about things but still make the conscious decision not to be cruel. When we remind each other to be kind, we’re not saying don’t be mad. There’s a lot of stuff to be mad about right now. But you can still be a kind and patient person. You don’t have to be mean to other people. You can choose.

fatimamononoke:

being 100% comfortable around somebody is something that is so rare but when you find it, it is so beautiful, and safe, and comforting.

expelumos:

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me